hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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You’re lying to yourself if you say “touch” by troye has never been stuck in your head for 2 days straight

At the Tumblr resteraunt

  • Waiter: Hello, may I take your orders?
  • Me: Yes, well could we have the Youtube menu?
  • W: Yes of course
  • Me: Okay so I would like some Troyler with Hummus on the side and some Sam pepper.
  • W: Would you like a drink?
  • Me: A troyesivan18 with a Sprinkle of Glitter please?
  • W: Very well. Anything for you dear?
  • My Tumblr friend: Yes Please. Is the Trxye special still on?
  • W: Yes.
  • MTf: I'll have the Gasoline with some Happy Little Pills.
  • W: Alright. And for pudding?
  • MTf: Is the Head Chef available to cook?
  • W: I'm sorry but Hannah isn't drunk enough.
  • Me: I think we will have some Dirty Phanfiction to finish.
  • W: Very well.
  • Me: How much?
  • W: 32 notes,please