raddesthood:

5sos are the only band that can have their merch sold at claire’s and hot topic simultaneously

(via ashtton)

unacted:

reblog if ur dick is bigger than the eiffel tower 

(Source: isilence, via lildicktornado)

coolsmash:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

Even an asshole to satan

(Source: slaphat, via lildicktornado)

Sneezing on my period like

shanedawsonblog:

emileh-r:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRxlXWu-E4

http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/89900974739/i-got-bored-on-the-plane-and-realised-my-ipad-had

danisnotonfire:

i got bored on the plane and realised my ipad had photobooth then discovered the ‘kaleidoscope’ effect

here is my collection of images that are funny/disturbing as i intended but also imo artistically profound

1) eyelluminati
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2) nose roulette

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3) ear shuriken

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4) more ears

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5)…